GOOD GIRLS

Dear good and intelligent girls, You have to stop wasting your prime time and start learning to submit to a good and intelligent man. When he shows up—however humble he may be. Hey, I don’t mean phoney, dubious, no-good fellas! A good man will do you a lot of good. Drop your pride and feministic worldview. Let your intellect or education not be thine undoing. A little traditional old spice won’t do thee harm. Infact, it would be cure to thy empty cravings. Quit listening to serpentine wisdom. Humble yourself and build virtue early. Have sense on time, before the dusk. Make hay while the sun is still shining. Reject temporary flashes of fake lights. Be wise. Be circumspect. Be levelheaded. Then you be will alright. You are a woman. Know yourself. Don’t compete mindlessly. Don’t be afraid of the illusion. Focus on the bright side. Remember, sunny side up! Relax, and work on yourself. Don’t give up on being good. Except you have been faking it. Life will test your authenticity....